My Celebrity Crush

Today: February 18, 2009

Who: Joaquin Phoenix.

Why: I don't care, either. You be crazy! You be drugged (though, please, seek help if it gets quite bad. I don't want you to die on me)! You get on with your bad self. I love you all the same.

Congrats, Joaquin! You are my celebrity crush of the day.

I know, I know. It's such an honor, right? You didn't think you'd even win, so you don't have anything planned? That's alright. I understand. You just keep doing what you're doing. I'll love you always!

Favorite Movie: Signs.

First realized you were alive: Signs. 2002.

Why I'll always love you: You've been my imaginary husband at least twice.

Why you should love them, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y. Because if it's fake then it's funny, but if it's real and he is strung out...well, he obviously needs some love. I'll give it to him...