Seriously now

Anne Heche, the woman that loved penis, then vagina, then penis again (and famously went ABSOLUTELY BUGFUCK INSANE a while back) has just announced that she named her son Atlas.

Poor kid is going to have the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Seriously now, what is the matter with normal names? I have a normal name and you don't see me wallowing in normalcy despair! Everyone I know, except one or two people have normal names. It is actually the kids who have the odd, "unique" names that feel slightly embarrassed or annoyed by their names.

There have been some really effed up names floating around, I'm looking at you, Pilot Inspektor! But, seriously now, my biggest pet peeve is this: X, Zyerion. That is not a list of two names. That is one name. With it's own comma. What it means, I have no fucking clue!

Your child will go the rest of its life with the name that you choose! How in the lickety french would you feel if your parents named you X, Zyerion? I'd wait until I was a bit older (and probably had my fair share of bullshit from people) and then I'd kill my parents! Luckily, they went rather normal for all four of us.

NORMAL NAMES IN '09, PLEASE!!