Seriously now

Animal Planet has a new show coming out next month.
It's about dog groomers.
Who compete to win...something.
Seriously now!
That's enough.
And someone was crying and saying it was intense and, "You messed up a standard poodle!"
Well, fuck me! I will watch one episode of this show, simply because I am dumbfounded out the fucking ass right now. Mother fucker.