Telemarketer

"Hello?"

"Hello? Yes, hi. Is this Mary W.?"

"No this is not." (I didn't bother to mention that my mother's name is Mary Ann W.)

"Is she available?"

"No she is not. It's eleven o'clock in the morning and she's at work."

"Is Kevin W. available?"

"No, he is also at work as it is, as previously stated, eleven o'clock in the morning."

"Do you know when they'll be home?"

"Dinner time, but I wouldn't call them back then. That would really piss them off. Also, you happen to have called on an American Idol day, so calling them after eight o'clock would surely piss them off even further. I'll tell you what, why don't you bite your own head off and save us all a bit of trouble? Alright, buh--"

Bitch hung up on me.