Friday, March 6, 2009

To the bird that chirps outside my window 24/7,

If I didn't live in a bird sanctuary I would probably have shot you with my friend's brother's bb gun by now. And last night when I pulled up the shade and screamed "Shut up!" and you just got louder, that wasn't appreciated. I hope we can come to some sort of agreement where you simply fly off or die, but if you don't stop soon...I'm chopping down that tree.

Sincerly,
Me.

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