Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Things that are NOT okay

Your NOT OKAY of the day:

1. Going to a movie you don't like with the sole purpose of ruining it for everyone around you. NOT OKAY. (Because you get your ass kicked by three furious girls after the movie.)

2. Miley Cyrus. (If that smoker-voiced, buck-toothed, gummy little girl comes on my screen one more time doing anything other than DYING, I am going to scream. I honestly believe she was put here to punish me. I said something wrong and God tssked and pointed his finger at the most ANNOYING annoynomous person on the planet and made her believe she could sing. And act. And talk in public.)

3. Pushing random buttons on the tv remote. (You don't know what you pressed? Well, that's just WONDERFUL! Unfourtunately, I let my telekenetick powers in my other PURSE, so I don't know what to do either! Yes, please, start screaming at me like it's my fault, twat waffle. Just for this, you're going in a HOME, Dad!)

These things are NOT okay.

1 comment:

  1. 1. thank god you guys beat him up cuz when i left, if i had seen him in the parking lot i was going to run him over with my car.
    2. hannah montana...much like the brocolli in season 1 of family guy...must due!
    3. bye bye pappa willis

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