Heard at work

"No, listen, this it toally full proof. You want to know how you get out of a DUI?"
"How?"
"When you get your liscence you get a suit and get your picture taken in it."
"Why?"
"So when the arresting officer looks at your picture and sees you in a suit, he already thinks you're a professional business man. You can then just tell him you're a lawyer."
"Does that really work?"
"You bet it does."
"Cool. Thanks for the advice, Dad!"
And then the father and fourteen year old boy left the store to presumably get shit faced and go for a drive.

OKay, I have a problem with this.
One: This boy is fourteen years old. How many teenage boys do you know that are lawyers?
Secondly: Nice parenting. Instead of telling him to stay away from drinking and driving, this father gives his son a way to get around jail time.
Thirdly: How often do you have to get pulled over while drunk to know that this works? Maybe it's time to either stop driving or stop drinking. Obviously, doing the two aint workin' for ya.