I don't want to be the crazy blogger who only bitches about Twilight so much that someone comes to my house and kills me (I can't even imagine who they'll cast in my lifetime movie). But, when I am listening to the new Kelly Clarkson song on Youtube (Already Gone. Ch-ch-check it out!) and the first comment I read says, "Doesn't this totally sound like the song Edward would write for Bella? I totally feel like this describes their relationship!! :)" I get a little pissed.
It's like...what? No! No! Come ON! Nooooo! This song has nothing to DO with Twilight! What is the matter with you? Next thing you know, some freaky little girl out in Minnesota is going to start finding hidden messages in her newspapers that "totally describe their relationship."
Finding hidden messages in stuff is cool. Us English majors love to do it. In fact, classes are spent dedicated to going over various forms of literature. But then there is the different kind of hidden messages. There is anaylisis of To Kill a Mockingbird, and then there is anylisis of Jesus Toast.
Now, you tell me where finding Twilight references in anything falls. A literary masterpiece? Or Jesus toast?
I'm leaning towards Jesus toast.
And now I want some toast.
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