Ugh

I don't think there is anything worse in the entire world than not being able to sleep. You start thinking crazy things after a while like: What if I can't ever fall asleep again. EVER? Your mind starts bugging out on you and you begin to contemplate drastic measures. Ugh. I can't stand it.

For me, I am so tired my eyes are drooping shut, however, as soon as I get into bed I suddenly can't swallow (this has been an ongoing thing for me. See my bitchtits thyroid post if you've forgotten about it). So, I have this massive headache that is causing my neck to hurt, therefore I can not get comfortable on my pillows, I am having trouble swallowing, there is like mucous-y crap in my throat so it feels like my saliva has to climb a hill just to get down my throat, my throat is extrememly dry, and, to top it all off, I am getting up to pee every ten seconds.

Oh, did I forget to mention that I have to get up at 730 and go observe a classroom for five hours? Or that my birthday party is tom--TONIGHT and I plan on being up until this time tomorrow morning, so 3 hours of sleep really isn't going to do me well. And I'm not a napper. Once I'm up, I'm up and apparently my body decided it wants to be up for 24 straight hours, like a son of a bitch douche.

I hope all of this is coherent. I have bouts of extremem sleepiness where I start to fall asleep sitting up, to extreme moments of complete awakeness and clarity. I popped two asprin and I'm hoping that makes my head and neck ache go away, then maybe I can take a nap before I have to get up and go observe small, loud children for five hours.

This kind of stuff only happens to me on days in which I have stuff to do in the morning. Does it ever happen on a Tuesday when I could sleep until 4 in the afternoon? Nope. What about Thursdays where I could sleep Wednesday nights through on until Friday morning? Nope. Only does this stuff happen Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday nights. ONLY THESE NIGHTS WHEN I HAVE MORNING CLASSES.

And it's my party tomorrow. And what shall I be doing? Most likely napping in a spare bedroom while everyone else has fun. THIS IS MY LIFE. IN CASE ANYONE WAS EVER CONFUSED, SHIT LIKE THIS NO LONGER SURPRISES ME. I am Murphy's Law. What can go wrong will go wrong in such a manner that you can't help but go, "Holy crap, wtf, this is redic." Word for word.

I am now going to try and get some sleep. I don't know how likely this will be, but let's try it. BITCH TITS!