We have all thought about doing this. We have all wanted to do this. But this kid actually went ahead and did it!!! This kid is my absolute hero. Hands down.
I did something like this once, but by mistake. We got our quiz and it said: Has no _____, ______ or _____. When it came time to fill it in, it ended up saying: Has no length, width or thickness. I, without really realizing it, jotted down, "That's what she said." right beside it. Didn't think much of it until we had to hand them in. When my papers were returned my teacher had circled it with a question mark. I don't know if I was supposed to go speak with her about it, and perhaps introduce her to the amazingness that is The Office, but I let it go, she let it go.
This, however, was a deliberate act of teen angst awesomeness. When I'm a teacher, and if I ever get anything like this, I'll make the kid come see me and then high five him. I'll keep it, take it home and frame it as one of the most amazing things I will ever see as a teacher...I'm now kind of excited to be a teacher as opposed to meh.
PS: If anyone was interested, the answer is about 18.2. But 'suck my dick, fag' works, too.
PPS: I am so wondering what happened to that kid after he saw his teacher. Shit like this will keep me up at nights. He's got bigger balls than I did.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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