Swear Word of the Day

Fuck.

Really, this has to be my favorite word in the English language. It is one of the only words that one can use in a variety of different ways. 
For example, it can be used as a verb: "Don fucked Joan."

Or, it can be an action verb: "I really don't give a fuck."

An adjective: "That pizza was really fucking good."

Or, even a conjunction, "Kathy, well, fuck she's stupid."

It can be used in a maternal way: "Mother fucker."

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"

Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Digust: "Ew. What the fuck is that?"

Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"

Direction: "Fuck off."

See? Isn't it such a lovely little word?

And, now, for a history lesson: The word 'fuck' comes from the late 1800s in England when prostitues were getting arrested for having sex with men for money. The arresting officer would arrest them For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Well, the officers got pretty sick and tired of writing that a million times a week, so prostitues then started getting arrested for fucking. And thus, we have a lovely little swear word.