Rick Rolled

The first time it happened it was quite funny. I wasn't expecting it, so I actually laughed out loud.

The second time it happened it was still funny. I laughed out loud again. I still wasn't expecting it to happen.

The third time it happened I laughed, but quickley exited out of the site and went back to what I was looking at.

The fourth time it happened I was a bit annoyed, but didn't really let it bother me all that much.

The fifth time it happened, I was really annoyed. I had been actively looking for a certain subject and thought I found the video I was looking for, only to be Rick Rolled. I exited out of it and re-entered my keywords into the search box, jabbing my enter button so hard I nearly split it in two.

The sixth time I got Rick Rolled, the sixth time it happened on six DIFFERENT subjects, six DIFFERENT days, six DIFFERENT occasions, I was really fricking pissed. That must mean that more people than I thought were actively taking part in this.

A word to the wise: It's only funny the first three times, and then it quickly loses its novelty.

P.S. On a completely different side note, I hate NCIS. Just puttin' that out there.

Seriously now

Anne Heche, the woman that loved penis, then vagina, then penis again (and famously went ABSOLUTELY BUGFUCK INSANE a while back) has just announced that she named her son Atlas.

Poor kid is going to have the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Seriously now, what is the matter with normal names? I have a normal name and you don't see me wallowing in normalcy despair! Everyone I know, except one or two people have normal names. It is actually the kids who have the odd, "unique" names that feel slightly embarrassed or annoyed by their names.

There have been some really effed up names floating around, I'm looking at you, Pilot Inspektor! But, seriously now, my biggest pet peeve is this: X, Zyerion. That is not a list of two names. That is one name. With it's own comma. What it means, I have no fucking clue!

Your child will go the rest of its life with the name that you choose! How in the lickety french would you feel if your parents named you X, Zyerion? I'd wait until I was a bit older (and probably had my fair share of bullshit from people) and then I'd kill my parents! Luckily, they went rather normal for all four of us.

NORMAL NAMES IN '09, PLEASE!!

I don't know if anyone realizes,

But today is Chuck Motherfucking Norris's Birthday.

Because today is such an important day amongst Chuck Norris joke enthusiasts such as myself, I tried to find the exact history of the Chuck Norris joke. How did they come to be so iconic? This is what I found:

In early 2005 Chuck Norris jokes began circulating around on the internet. Aided by Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, they soon became a sensation. In early 2006, Chuck Norris jokes surged into the gaming community when a Chuck Norris facts generator was added into a World of Warcraft add-on. (For more on World of Warcraft, see here)

When asked, Chuck Norris says he is "humbled" by the jokes and seemed like an alright guy...until he trailed off into this...

"But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: it's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you."

K, great, thanks for that Chuck.

So, yeah, that's where Chuck Norris jokes came from.

Favorite Quote EVER

"Dude...look at all that debris!"
"I think that's a volvo!"
"Aw, man...Are we in the tornado?"
"Maybe, I don't know...There's all this wind and hail, I can't see!"

Tornado Videos

Dude, I am such a frigging sucker for tornado videos. On the Discovery channel they are currently doing a tornado special. A tornado has just ripped through a farm with six people and 3900 pigs who have had no warning.

OMFG I can't even type anymore. It is getting sooo intense....

I'm a dork.

Seen at work

Seriously now. I'm going to slip and break my neck whilst running from a fire? What the hell kind of a place do I work in? At least at Village (where when the fire alarms sound no one even moves. People keep eating, we keep waiting, the CNAs sit and gossip in the corner and ignore the residents who are wildly waving their hands) there are clear fire exits for us.

Geez. As the TNT channel censors say, "Cheese and Rice!"