Tuesday, July 21, 2009

What in the...?

Perfectly acceptable.
NOT OKAY!!

I believe this is the kiddie-leash for the 2000s. Mothers, if you put your child in a snuggie-cocoon, it will grow up to resent you. It will grow up will all sorts of weird, repressed memories of sticking out of your torso like a mutant alien that burst through your skin. And, lastly, your baby will kill you. Maybe not so much when it is a baby, but later, when it grows up and sees these pictures. Look closely into that baby's eyes. Where love used to be is only a cold, dead stare.

This is NOT OKAY!!!