Ugh

I don't think there is anything worse in the entire world than not being able to sleep. You start thinking crazy things after a while like: What if I can't ever fall asleep again. EVER? Your mind starts bugging out on you and you begin to contemplate drastic measures. Ugh. I can't stand it.

For me, I am so tired my eyes are drooping shut, however, as soon as I get into bed I suddenly can't swallow (this has been an ongoing thing for me. See my bitchtits thyroid post if you've forgotten about it). So, I have this massive headache that is causing my neck to hurt, therefore I can not get comfortable on my pillows, I am having trouble swallowing, there is like mucous-y crap in my throat so it feels like my saliva has to climb a hill just to get down my throat, my throat is extrememly dry, and, to top it all off, I am getting up to pee every ten seconds.

Oh, did I forget to mention that I have to get up at 730 and go observe a classroom for five hours? Or that my birthday party is tom--TONIGHT and I plan on being up until this time tomorrow morning, so 3 hours of sleep really isn't going to do me well. And I'm not a napper. Once I'm up, I'm up and apparently my body decided it wants to be up for 24 straight hours, like a son of a bitch douche.

I hope all of this is coherent. I have bouts of extremem sleepiness where I start to fall asleep sitting up, to extreme moments of complete awakeness and clarity. I popped two asprin and I'm hoping that makes my head and neck ache go away, then maybe I can take a nap before I have to get up and go observe small, loud children for five hours.

This kind of stuff only happens to me on days in which I have stuff to do in the morning. Does it ever happen on a Tuesday when I could sleep until 4 in the afternoon? Nope. What about Thursdays where I could sleep Wednesday nights through on until Friday morning? Nope. Only does this stuff happen Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday nights. ONLY THESE NIGHTS WHEN I HAVE MORNING CLASSES.

And it's my party tomorrow. And what shall I be doing? Most likely napping in a spare bedroom while everyone else has fun. THIS IS MY LIFE. IN CASE ANYONE WAS EVER CONFUSED, SHIT LIKE THIS NO LONGER SURPRISES ME. I am Murphy's Law. What can go wrong will go wrong in such a manner that you can't help but go, "Holy crap, wtf, this is redic." Word for word.

I am now going to try and get some sleep. I don't know how likely this will be, but let's try it. BITCH TITS!

I totally found him

Ok, so do remember that kid from Hocus Pocus? Well, not really the kid. Remember the cat from Hocus Pocus? Thackery Binx. Btw, let's step aside to marvel at that kickass name. You wish your name was Thackery Binx.

Okay, back to the main point of my post. Remember the kid who plays him at the end? Ever wonder where he went? TO FUCKING NCIS. So, he came back from the dead and went to co-star in the quite possibly the worst show in the history of television. I don't know how in hell this show has the audience to play every SINGLE time I turn on USA, but it does. The only two people I know in the universe who watch NCIS are my friend E and my grandmother. I am 100% sure my grandmother is the only woman keeping this show on as much as it is on. Every time I go over her house, NCIS is playing full volume. (Side note: My grandmother has an old-lady crush on Mark Harmon. She has a shirt with his face on it.)

So, yeah, that's all. I found the kid from Hocus Pocus. I can officially check that off of my list. Oh, what? You don't believe I have a list? Shame on you.

Oh heck yes

Is there a better feeling in the entire world than aceing a test you were sure you were going to fail? If there is I don't know what it is. Well...I can think of a few things, but neither of those have been happening to me lately, so there.



Suck it Humanities!