Daily

Two things I want to point out right away: 1) The look on the wolf's face. He looks like he is LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF THIS!! and 2) the father and children in the background who look horrified.

I want to point out that this picture is from pictureisunrelated.com. That in itself is a website invented for people exactly like me. When you look at the pictures and then meet me, you understand immediately. I'll give you a hint from what my friend said to me, "Only someone seriously fucked up would laugh at that." I laughed for twenty minutes straight.

For the very first time

I am somewhat really content with the way my blog looks. Golly, it seems like I talk about or change my layout at least once a week. However, the selection kind of sucks and I'm just really picky. I know how I want it to look, but can never get it to look so. However, I am really pleased with the way this turned out. Ah....

Yes, I want to change the actual website name of the blog. I will be doing that by next week so, hopefully if no one already has it, I want to change it to tuesdayevening.blogspot.com.

WARNING:

I WILL BE CHANGING THE NAME OF MY BLOG BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK. I AM CHANGING IT TO TUESDAY EVENING.

IT MAY SEEM STUPID TO YOU, BUT HAS SPECIAL MEANING TO ME. IF FOR SOME REASON YOU ARE UNABLE TO FIND IT LATER EMAIL ME.

Swear Word of the Day

Fuck.

Really, this has to be my favorite word in the English language. It is one of the only words that one can use in a variety of different ways. 
For example, it can be used as a verb: "Don fucked Joan."

Or, it can be an action verb: "I really don't give a fuck."

An adjective: "That pizza was really fucking good."

Or, even a conjunction, "Kathy, well, fuck she's stupid."

It can be used in a maternal way: "Mother fucker."

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"

Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Digust: "Ew. What the fuck is that?"

Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"

Direction: "Fuck off."

See? Isn't it such a lovely little word?

And, now, for a history lesson: The word 'fuck' comes from the late 1800s in England when prostitues were getting arrested for having sex with men for money. The arresting officer would arrest them For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Well, the officers got pretty sick and tired of writing that a million times a week, so prostitues then started getting arrested for fucking. And thus, we have a lovely little swear word.

An open letter

To the three smokers who stood outside until three o'clock this morning laughing, screaming, talking and basically being complete assholes I want to say and, truly, I mean this from the bottom of my heart: I hope you get ball cancer.

That is all.

Upcoming films I want to see:

1) The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day. (Are you fucking kidding me? I am so there. Do you even have to ask? And yes, Gooch, I'm going with you.)
2) The Men Who Stare At Goats. (They played Boston, More Than a Feeling in the trailer. Gotta represent, yo. It IS my ringtone.)
3) 2012. (Want to get prepared. Actually, maybe I won't see this...Don't even get me started on the whole, "World's gonna end in 2012 bullshit.")
4) Pirate Radio. (British people. That's all I need.)


What the...That's all I'm seeing through the end of the year? I knew my movie watching was going to peak after Inglorious Basterds! Damn it. I can already tell you I won't see number 2 and 4.
And no, I will absolutely not be going to see New Moon. The only way you could get me to go to that movie would be if you would agree on these three terms: 1) Go dressed from head to toe in Harry Potter gear. This includes, but is not limited to, "HARRY POTTER IS LOADS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT COULD EVER HOPE TO BE!!" shirts. 2) Join in with me as I loudly react to what happens on screen. Now, this could be anything from groaning, to flat out screaming, "STOP CRYING! STOP IT! YOU ARE SO FRIGGING...YOU SEE THAT CLIFF IN THE BACKGROUND? GO JUMP OFF OF IT, BUT THIS TIME, DON'T MISS THE ROCKS!" and, finally, 3) Protect me. Twihards are probably flat-chested girls, but a hundred of them will put a dent in me.

Swear Word of the Day

Clusterfuck.


Example:
"After losing his job, his girlfriend and his dog, and then getting arrested, Jimmy was going through a clusterfuck of emotions."

New Moon

On Friday I walked into New Moon and immediately had a small, yellow piece of paper in my face. Then, someone said, "We're having a New Moon release party here, just so you know." And then the paper stayed in front of my face as I just stared back at the person without blinking. Finally, he seemed a little freaked out and handed it over to my friend, giving her a weird look as though to say, "Why did you let Chubs off her leash?" My friend shrugged.

Then, today, at BAM there is a shrine to Twilight. A BLOODY* FUCKING SHRINE!!! Everytime I pass it I end up hissing. Which in turn gets me weird looks. Seriously, another whole month of this? I don't think so. I'm gonna lose my shizz.


(*I've been listening to The Ricky Gervais show podcasts I downloaded off of Itunes. I'm probably going to start blurting out random British phrases. Can't help it.)

Dream

I had a dream last night that I won a hundred and eighty-nine million dollars from the lottery and it snowed (I live in Florida). I woke up and neither happened. I have never been more depressed.

Swear Word of the Day

Fucktard.


Example:
You: "Hey, she just pre-ordered a ticket to see New Moon."
Me: "What a fucktard."