Normally, if a guy gave me flowers, I would smile and begrudgingly accept them. When in actuality, I never want my boyfriend/husband to EVER buy me flowers. Flowers and jewelry are on a short list of Shit I Never Want. I don't wear jewelry and I'm allergic to flowers. You want to make me happy in my lady parts? Buy me a DVD or a poster or something. A bag of M&Ms will not last as long, but I'll enjoy them more. BACON ROSES, however, is a whole different ball game. Whole different ball game of AWESOME!!
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