If you are offended by foul language, and particularly hate the word that begins with a 'C' and rhymes with 'front' I highly suggest you scroll down or click out of this post. Because it has to do with my laptop and the only word I can think to describe it is cunt. Because it is a cunt. The biggest cunt. If someone were to organize a list of the biggest cunts in history (and we all know who would round up the top five), my laptop would, for sure, be at five or six.
I have never in my life met something more evil and purposely hurtful in my entire life, and believe me, some of the girls I went to school with were right cunts. My laptop enjoys my annoyance and discomfort and has purposely shut down, shit out and fucked up just to piss. Me. Off.
Today, for example, I have been awake for a half hour and had to check on an assignment, and wouldn't you know that is when my computer would decide to start running at snail's pace? And for what reason? Who knows, just because it can.
And--Sorry, my television is also on and I just saw a commercial for mac and cheese. I completely forgot all about whatever it is that is bothering me. Um...Oh, yeah. Computer is a cunt and I shall one day see it in hell.
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