Friday, March 19, 2010

Repo Men

So, I saw the trailer today for Repo Men and um...no. Just...no. I'm going to go ahead and assume this movie is about one of three things: 
  1. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker work as "Repo Men" who go around and take back the organs of those in debt. Life is just peachy keen that is, until, I'm going to go ahead and assume Jude Law (as he has top billing) gets into an accident or suffers a heart attack and needs to get these false organs back to pay off his debt.
  2. Same scenario as the top one except Jude Law himself can not afford the organ and suddenly the system he had used to work for suddenly turns on him and now he needs to escape.
  3. Or perhaps Jude Law steals all these hearts to fill the void within him that some woman has caused, and no matter how many different hearts he collects, it can't fill the void within his own. 
Either way, I don't really care. Unless a spaceship lands in the middle of this movie and starts shooting laser beams at Forest Whitaker, I'm probably never going to see it. 

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