I found my mom's old Thigh Master Gold and was using it to strengthen my thighs. This type of workout is incredibly dangerous. Why? Well, I was laying in bed watching television.
I know, you're thinking, "I don't see the problem..."
I was laying in my bed, watching television, using Thigh Master Gold and eating Ritz crackers at the same time. My brother came in, took one look at me and said, "FAIL." and left. I actually had a legit, honest to God fail, worthy of Epic Fail if properly nominated.
Also, on a completely different note, I painted my nails perfectly for the first time in my life. And by perfectly I mean there weren't blood-like splotches and droplets around my nails, or smudges on the pads of my fingers from wiping away excess paint. If only my fingers weren't stained red, yellow and green. See previous post about tie dye hands...Seriously, it looks like I jerked a clown or something.
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