Friday, April 16, 2010

Favors

So, the other day I thought I'd be nice and make my roommate a mixed CD because she's about to graduate and move far away. I sit down in front of my iTunes, 600 awesome songs, over a hundred hilarious podcasts, and start reading out bands or artists.
Me: Beyonce?
Her: I hate Beyonce.
Me: You hate Beyonce?
Her: I hate Beyonce.
Me: How about Florence + the Machine?
Her: Let me listen. (A minute later) No, I don't like her.
Me: Fine.What about the songs from Glee?
Her: No. I hate Glee.
Me: You hate Glee?
Her: Yup.
Me: That's like saying you hate puppies. No one hates Glee!
Her: I do.
Me: Lady Gaga?
Her: Ugh, no.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE, THEN?
Her: Got any Lady Antebellum?
Me: Get the fuck out of my sight.

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