Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The gift that keeps on giving

I have officially come to the conclusion that I control what is on the television. Oh, I suppose you'd like an explanation? I'll do my best to explain it. I'll randomly think of an episode of say Will and Grace or Wife Swap and then either that day, or the next day it'll randomly be on. Same with Lifetime movies. A certain Lifetime movie will cross my mind and then the next day it will be on.
This has been met with skepticism, especially from friends and family. My sister said, "Are you sure you aren't looking at a t.v. guide before you make these proclamations?" The answer is no. The answer is I'm magic.
Don't laugh at this power. It here, it's real and it controls what you watch.

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