Science Project

So, as this weekend begins I am doing one of my four science projects. For this project, titled Ecological Footprint, I have to be accountable for every bit of water, fuel, packaging, etc., that I use and basically sum it up in an essay. I've only just started, and I must say, my ecological footprint is huge. If it were an actual foot it would probably be a size seventeen. But, you know what that means? If I have a huge ecological footprint, that means my ecological dick is also huge.