Only her

Only could my grandmother get hit by a car while on her bike, be thrown from the bike and land on the grass and be able to get up and walk it off as though nothing happened. That happened on Tuesday and she's totally fine. Enjoying her new-found fame as Mary the Unbreakable.

Working Title

So, here is the working title for an original short story I am working on: Zombie: A Love Story. I'm really excited about it. I'm going to work on it this summer and then post it.
If you can't tell, I kind of love zombies. In all honesty, if there were to be a zombie apocolypse my first reaction would be, "Aw...HELL YES. This is awesome!" Followed by me and a few friends barricading ourselves in a house with some guns and beer.
I was born and raised in the north and I have so much northern mentality about me that the one thing about living in Florida that I will never get used to is the southern redneck thing. I just...I can't. I'm sorry. One of my good friends is dating a redneck and the kid is awesome, but the only thing we can agree on is that said friend is awesome. However, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I am heading straight to her house and we'll sit on the roof drinking beer and shooting at zombies. Good times.

End of the year

I'm defrosting the mini-fridge in my room. It looks like the last 35 minutes of Titanic around it.

Oh yes it is

It's really an awesome feeling to look at a test and only be able to answer one question with confidence: Name:____________

Facebook

I can't wait for the day when technology will be so advanced that when you log on Facebook it'll be able to say, "Bitch, get the FUCK off of Facebook, you have a test to study for and five essay questions to answer!"

My own fault

I have officially pulled/strained all my abdominal muscles. How did this happen, you ask? This happened after I came hurtling out of a water slide too enthusiastically. And then proceeded to do it 27 more times before I got tired of climbing up and down the stairs.
Never before in my life have I ever been as motivated for anything as I was last night. I will now pursue high-paying jobs so that I may one day own an in-ground pool with  A BITCHEN WATER SLIDE.