I have already named my future pets. Of course, I can not see into the future so I never know what I am going to get. I may end up a cat lady (dear, God, no! Anything but!) or I may marry a man who is allergic to cats and dogs (that would be better than dying alone). So, as of now, all I have are my thoughts:
Cat Number One: John Cleese
Cat Number Two: Judge Reinhold
Cat Number Three: Neil Patrick Harris
Cat Number Four: Robert Sean Leonard
Cat Number Five: Rick Moranis
Now, I know that in some circles of civilized people, having five cats validates you for your Cat-Lady Membership Card...laminated. However, if I have a husband than it isn't creepy...Right?
And why, may you ask, does George Harrison not get a cat named after him? Because...I might want to name my son George...or Harrison...
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