Oscars 2009

I had a total brain fart yesterday and could not put my fingers to the keys and jack off a blog post for the life of me.
Currently watching the Oscars.
Ryan Seacrest could not be pissing me off more. I could fucking shave my skin off with a fork at this point. Holy shit! Why does he keep getting this job? A monkey with it's finger up it's own ass flinging the microphone at Meryl Streep as she passed could do a better job than he is.
Starting my new job tomorrow...so, may or may not be back on for a bit. Again, no one actually reads this, but still.