So, curiosity finally got the best of me. I saw New Moon tonight and...I was very happy. I was happy because I saw it and it solidified my belief that this movie was created for the sole purpose of being a torture device. I sat through 3/4 of that movie and then had to turn it off because it FUCKING SUCKED. Halfway through I was more concerned with the hangnail on my right hand then what was going on. One thing I will admit? The director was very smart. Why?
Because he put Michael Sheen in the beginning of the movie, catching my interest, and then didn't put him back in again until the last few minutes that I saw. Therefore, the director ensured I would stick around long enough to see Michael Sheen again. However, the lure of Michael Sheen was not enough to make up for the SHIT the movie was made up of.
Seriously, it was like a bad Lifetime movie that WOULD. NOT. END. Seeing it in front of me just seemed to make it worse and I would go from laughing hysterically at the dialogue or the scene, and then quickly sink back into boredom. It was like watching a commercial for SAD in reverse.
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At least we had fun making fun of the movie! Remember when the techno beat started to play and we came up with the whole amazing scene they should have put in the film...The wolves would show up with glow sticks and start dancing like they were at a rave...Bella would be in the middle of it all raising the roof like a retard!! I think there was also mention of the big indian guy doing the frame your face move!! That would have been EPIC!!!
ReplyDeleteokay. we know it sucks. my 13 year old sister is obsessed and i am considering mental hospitals. all of us over 20 know it's shit. try something with a little more depth like ANYTHING ELSE!!!! i seriously thought you are smarter than that.
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