Just gonna warn you...

I am about to fangirl out just a bit.
Because today is the Harry Potter premier! I'll repeat! It's the HARRY POTTER PREMIER!!
Let me tell you why I am so excited. Last year, around July I believe, I got off of an awful shift at work. It started at 5:00 in the morning and didn't end until 6:45 at night. I had the same station to waitress, the same people to wait on and, surprisingly, the same EXACT problems each and EVERY time. I was exhausted and grumpy. Well, right after work my plans got cancelled (which had been keeping me going all day thinking about them), my parents had gotten everyone else take out but me, and then made me pay for it myself because, "You have a car! USE IT!"
I had just gotten home and noticed that my order was slightly wrong and thought to myself, "Shit. This can't get any worse!"
WRONG.
I logged onto my computer and went on my trusty websites and what was the first thing I saw? What was the first thing that met my tired, wary, sad eyes?
HARRY POTTER MOVIE DELAYED UNTIL JULY 2009.
The one movie I had been waiting for that was supposed to come out in November, was suddenly pushed back a whole year! I would have to wait an additional year to see this movie. And why? BECAUSE OF THAT WHORE TWILIGHT. THAT SKANK-ASS MOVIE ABOUT THE CLUMSY GIRL AND HER ABUSIVE UNDEAD BOYFRIEND.
I'm not going to lie. I lost it then and there. I started crying and screaming and then flinging stuff around my room in my anger. When my mother demanded to know what was wrong, I screamed, "WHAT ISN'T WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?"
She replied, "If you don't get your shit together I'm not going to let you drink soda anymore! That sugar is fucking with your brain!"
"BUT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SODA! MY LIFE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!"
My mother rolled her eyes and left the room, muttering, "Oh for Christ's sake!"
And now, after a looooooooooooooong wait and having salt rubbed in my wounds (by being dragged to the Twilight movie which was supposed to be a Harry Potter weekend!!!), it is here!
Well, that is my fangirl outburst.
Fingers crossed I don't have to punch some thirteen year old girl over a seat (like last year).