Behind me in my lit class yesterday I heard a girl behind me saying, "Why do there have to be smart people and stupid people? Why can't everyone just be smart like us?" She sighed and then said, "Stupid people should have to carry cards, or something."
I merely met her question with a roll of my eyes and, just before class started, she said, "Wait...If today is Wednesday then what is tomorrow?"
I had to restrain myself from turning around and saying, "Congratulations, your card comes in on THURSDAY, you know, the day after Wednesday."
Oh, and to answer your question, there are stupid people so people like me can feel superior to people like you. And I take great pride in the fact that I may not be a lot of things, but smarter than the dumb slut in back of me is one of them. And that I am a person who can get twelve Oreos in her mouth at once. So, smarter than that slutty girl and Oreos. I think there's bragging rights somewhere in there!
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