My own fault

I have officially pulled/strained all my abdominal muscles. How did this happen, you ask? This happened after I came hurtling out of a water slide too enthusiastically. And then proceeded to do it 27 more times before I got tired of climbing up and down the stairs.
Never before in my life have I ever been as motivated for anything as I was last night. I will now pursue high-paying jobs so that I may one day own an in-ground pool with  A BITCHEN WATER SLIDE.